In the News:
Gay marriage is frowned upon throughout most of the world, but if you're a panda, you're in luck: Two Pandas Tie the Knot
Funny in a morbid way, which makes these guys candidates for a Darwin Award:
Playing Catch with a Grenade. If you haven't heard of the Darwin Awards, here's the website: Darwin Awards - definitely something to check out if you get a kick out of reading the dumbest ways to die.
I found this article informing AND humorous...I didn't realize that ostriches were so damn fast at 43 mph top speed...that's twice as fast as most drivers over the age of 70!! Ostrich on a Rampage
Random Website:
Nicolas Lampert is an artist; Nicolas Lampert is a really weird artist. Take a look at some of his "meatscapes" and machine-animal collages: The Artwork of Nicolas Lampert
From Comedy Central's Joke of the Day:
Redneck Computer Lingo
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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