Bush Joke and Other Stuff...it's Friday!!!

I'm still working on uploading pictures from my vacation...yeah, I'm a slacker..what can I say...I went to college.

In the meantime, this Bush Administration joke from Comedy Central's Joke of the Day cracked me up big time, so I had to share:

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

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Also, here is an interesting news article from the web:

It's about a guy with a gadget that allowed him to change red lights to green...I want one!!

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Spring is my favorite season, for sure...and I am loving the weather currently!! As long as the 80s stay FAR away, I will be a happy boy.

There are a few things I am really anticipating in the next couple months as well:

1) Next Tuesday, the Goo Goo Dolls' new album, Let Love In, will be out in stores...woohoo!!!! From what I've heard of it on their website, it sounds excellent.

2) All of tv is heading into the always-entertaining May Sweeps, and everyone pulls out all the stops, making for rip-roaring good tv and especially tasty season/series finales. The as-yet undetermined fate of Everwood is killing me (ok..I'm not that dramatic, but I am worried! lol).

3) Vacation in May...not sure where yet...to be decided!!

4) Movies: Mission: Impossible III (May 5), Poseidon (May 12), The Da Vinci Code (May 19...need to finish the way excellent book, pronto!!), X-Men: The Last Stand (May 26), Cars (June 9), possibly more...

5) Keane's 2nd album hits stores June 20th, I believe...yeah!!

6) College kids getting the hell out of Ann Arbor...HUGE WOOHOO!!!!!

7) How could I forget...the French Open in May??!?!!!

8) And of course, gotta root on the kick-ass Pistons...and even tho I don't care too much for hockey, the Red Wings deserve a shout-out too!