Wimbledon, WTF, and Variable's bad day

Sports:

Wimbledon 2008: Week 2 begins at 4am PST! So many big names have already packed up and gone home (Roddick, Sharapova, Ivanovic, Blake, and aging Davenport). I'm most looking forward to the Federer-Hewitt match tomorrow, even though Hewitt isn't quite at his best; Federer seems to have come out of whatever fog he was in earlier this year. Nadal's match with Youzhny ought to be good too, especially if the outcome involves Nadal hopping a plane back to Spain on Tuesday.

With the women, I am rooting heavily for Venus Williams...she's looking fantastic, but then, she hasn't been really challenged yet either.


In the News/All About Me:

California's law forcing drivers to use headsets while chatting on cell phones goes into effect Tuesday. It's been interesting watching the growth of Bluetooth users over the last couple months. More and more, people are sprouting robotic growths on their ears...it's an invasion!! As a past Star Trek watcher, I can only think of The Borg when I see Bluetooths on people's ears...where are the red eye-scanners and the black leather suits?

As for me, I will probably forego the Bluetooth for now. Hell, my 2-year-old cell phone isn't even compatible, so I'll have to get a new cell first. I love my little cell phone; I've dropped it so many times, yet it keeps on ticking, war wounds and all. So, if you call me while I'm driving, expect my lovely voicemail.

For the record, I think headsets are a good idea to help relieve your arms. However, I don't believe a person holding a cell to his/her ear contributes to accidents (stick-shift cars require only 1 hand on the steering wheel, after all); it's the depth of the conversation that distracts...and the searching through the address book and texting that cause trouble. With some headsets, a search through the address book will still be necessary, especially for those who can't figure out voice-activation. Good job, Congress...now get cracking on a "no applying makeup while driving" law, please.


Odd News:

A couple of articles caught my attention this week. One, about a man named Variable who had a really bad day...he wanted to change his name to "Fuck Censorship!", but his request was denied, for obvious reasons. I mean, imagine the horror if he works at Wal Mart and was summoned to the phone: "Fuck, Line 1...Fuck, Line 1 is for you". I love his current name, though...and his previous name, Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon. Sometimes, I forget that our legal system has to deal with such idiocy.

Link: N.M. court refuses obscene name change

The other article involves license plates that were issued in North Carolina that start with WTF. This cracked me up because some people (the elderly, mostly...and the NC DMV) have no idea that it means anything obscene. Grandma driving around saying "What the fuck" to the world...that's kinda funny, don't you think?? lol Eh, WTF...tough audience.

Link: WTF...abbreviation on car plates makes Americans blush

Odd news: watch out for people armed with frozen chickens!!

Odd News:

Ypsilanti, MI made the national news!! That's my former place of residence. Apparently, some really cool dude decided to stab his mama with a fork and beat a neighbor with a frozen chicken. Both mama and neighbor are okay. Chicken shit obviously doesn't know how to properly thaw a chicken. Sheesh!

On a related note, this tale made me think that maybe the Clue makers should include a frozen chicken as a weapon in the next edition. "I believe Professor Plum murdered the poor fellow with the frozen chicken in the Ball Room!"

Link: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman with Chicken

Summer begins, and the heat is on!

Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, Frosty found himself in the clutches of Martha Stewart.

All About Me:

I'm meeeeeelting!!! Yet another record-breaking heat wave descended upon San Diego and much of Southern CA a few days ago and is expected to release its scorching hold on us tomorrow or Tuesday. Whew! In the eastern part of San Diego County, where I work, it was 110 degrees at 1pm on Saturday when I was leaving the office. But hey, "it's a dry heat"...no worries, right? lol

20 miles west, where I live, it was 95 degrees and has been in at least the mid 80s for the last few days. Just like many others who live closer to the coast, we have no air-conditioning, so this heat has been very brutal. I'm sweating as I'm typing this, and it's only 10am! Blech. I know...bitch, bitch, bitch...gripe, gripe, gripe...hey, I'm cranky when I'm sweating while doing absolutely nothing lol. I cannot wait for seasonal temperatures to resume (low to mid 70s is the norm for San Diego in June-July).


Moving on...every month, my credit union (North Island Credit Union), gives away a car (usually a Prius) to lucky members. This month, a member of our office won, and on Saturday, she and her husband came to pick up their brand new Prius! We put balloons all over it, a banner, cake (not on the car), the whole enchilada. It was a lot of fun, and she was ecstatic, to say the least. She introduced herself to other members "Hi..I'm the one who won the car!!! The one outside with the balloons on it!" It was very cool to be part of such an uplifting experience. And she should do great marketing for us, as she will probably tell the entire world. lol


In the News:

Rigging elections...just another day in the life of Robert Mugabe, dictator extraordinaire.

Mugabe, Zimbabwe's worst nightmare, will remain in power, according to an article I read this morning. His opponent, Morgan Tsvangirai, dropped out of the upcoming election runoff, unfortunately...but had he not, he most likely would've been assassinated or imprisoned. It's a very, very tragic situation that Zimbabwe has been in and will continue to be in for who knows how long. We may grumble about our idiotic president, but Mugabe is much worse as one of the most despicable people ever to come onto this planet; when he dies, I hope he is happy with himself for almost destroying Zimbabwe.

Link: CNN's article on Mugabe's re-election


A blog I read indicates that one airline would like to help make your flight experience more enjoyable and care-free. How will they do this? They will lighten the load in your wallet by taking your money for any and all drinks (except tap water)! Yay!!! The airline in question is US Airways, and drinks will go for the low, low price of $2! Woohoo!! That's a STEAL! Those crazy airlines...what WILL they think of next? (I like how the blogger quips about pay toilets...you never know...)

Hmm...I'm thinking more and more planes will spend more time on the ground with passengers on board to get them hot and sweaty and thus see the cash start flowing in...very clever!

Link: US Airways to charge $2 for soda, juice, water


Entertainment:


The Dark Knight opens in less then a month - July 18th (25 days, 9 hours, and 56 minutes, to be exact, according to the clock on Yahoo's movie page). As I'm trying to be good with $$, this is one of the few movies I WILL be seeing on the big screen this year...can't wait!!! I think the only bad aspect of the movie will be the reminder of Heath Ledger's recent death.

Ok...enough typing...time to go sweat some more!

Lakers sink, Japanese elders get naked, and The OC

This is Kobe Bryant's best look...I hope it sticks.

Sports:

I didn't watch the NBA Finals after the Pistons lost to the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Finals. However, I always, always root against the Lakers, and I was so delighted that not only did they lose the Finals, they lost in Game 6 by 39 points (131-92)!! It sounds like the Celtics won by the biggest margin in NBA history in a championship-winning game. And at one point, the Celtics were up by 42 points (just minutes before the end). While I wish the Pistons could've been the ones to knock Kobe Bryant and his backups off their pedestal (a la 2004), I'll take what we got. Woohoo!!

Over in tennis land, Wimbledon is just a couple weeks away!! Cheerio!


Odd News:

Is this what you've been downloading on iTunes? Naughty, naughty...

I stumbled across an article on Time.com about the growing audience in Japan for "elder porn". There may be hope for Joan Rivers and Barbara Walters yet. And Ed MacMahon...he needs some extra money, it sounds like, so maybe he should fly out to Japan and audition... Yeah, I'm still trying to keep an open mind about this one...but hey, I guess it's a new spin on "respect your elders".

Link: Japan's Booming Sex Niche: Elder Porn


Entertainment:

Ryan (Benjamin McKenzie), M...whatever, and Luke (Chris Carmack)

If you recognize the three above, you watched The O.C.! Don't try to deny it... I'll even confess that I just started renting this series, after hearing so much hype while it was on. That, and I've had a crush on Chris Carmack (who plays Luke - on the right in the picture above) for years; he has these dreamy eyes and chiseled face, sexy voice...sigh...I should stop now before I am shot by an NRA member.

Anyway, I am halfway through the first season and find it to be a very worthy "guilty pleasure". Also, I have to note that Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan) is sexy as hell too. Personally, I think Marissa should get lost, and Ryan and Luke should make a love connection. But that's just me.

Since it's so damn hot here in San Diego, I think it's appropriate to close out this post with 2 more pictures of the hotties from The O.C. Enjoy...

Aww...he saved me a seat...what a gentleman! (pictured: Ben McKenzie)

Chris Carmack, studmuffin

CA Gay Weddings a Go, Coldplay, and Lovey Dovies

This ought to be an interesting week, as the California Supreme Court's ruling that now allows gay couples to marry goes into effect. Of course, all those in favor of discrimination will be out protesting, waving their big cardboard signs...that's fine with me...let them damage their vocal chords and miss hours of work. Tough noogies for them. This is a momentous week for those of us in favor of gay rights and human rights in general. Hopefully, the momentum will carry through the ballots in November. In the meantime, my proposals to Richard Simmons continue to go unanswered...

Entertainment:


Coldplay's new album is finally out in the US today!! I just downloaded my copy from iTunes and can't wait to give it a run-through on the way to work...woohoo!!

All about me:

Over the last few weeks, 2 very stubborn doves made themselves at home on our side porch, in a hanging fern. Now, they managed to do this, despite my roommate furiously disposing of their first nest (he loves his fern and plants very much, and a nest in the fern doesn't exactly help it). So, the doves returned, quickly built a new nest, and would not leave it. I should also note that either these same doves or others like them used this exact same spot last year. lol

Eventually, 2 babies were born, and mama and papa would disappear for the day to find food. I sometimes caught a feeding in the early hours of the morning ("early bird gets the worm"!!). But I'm guessing the parents have taught the babies to be very, very quiet, so that predators won't catch onto their nifty location.

Now, they have "flown the coop", and my roommate has his fern back (he quickly discarded the nest last night...I HOPE the babies were gone...because they were there yesterday morning). Anyway...here are some pictures I snapped while the coo coo cool family was visiting:

Mama and one of the little squirts

The two baby birds (one is kinda hidden by a leaf)

Mama and Papa keep watch from the neighbor's roof across the driveway.

Week in Review (also available in Southern: Week Done Gone)

Friday ended with news of Tim Russert's shocking death while on the job. He was an incredible political journalist/analyst/host, and the political world will most definitely not be the same without him. The news world will be hard-pressed to find another like him, and finishing this historic election year without his involvement will be a darn shame, to put it lightly.

Tomorrow, Tom Brokaw will be hosting a tribute special in the normal timeslot for Meet the Press...I plan on giving it a look-see.

Link: Time.com's appreciation


Odd News:

Changing the tone to something more humorous (I hope), I came across an article about a squabble over apparent manhole danger in Mumbai. I'm not sure whether the alliteration in the headline or the contents of the article amused me more lol.

Sports:

With tennis' French Open over with, there's not much in sports really occupying my interest, since all my baseball teams (the Braves, Tigers, and Padres) are playing like little leaguers. However, I was delighted to read about the results of Game 4 of the NBA Finals: the Celtics erased a huge 20-point lead that the Lakers held for more than half the game...and won the game...HUGE comeback!! I don't like either team and am not watching since the Pistons lost, but I always, always root against the Lakers and the pompous Kobe Bryant. Oh, how I still cherish the 2004 finals when the underdog Pistons topped the almighty Lakers...sigh...nostalgia is threatening to overwhelm me...moving on...

Entertainment:



Only 3 days remain until Coldplay's newest album is released in the US (that's Tuesday the 17th for those who can't count)!! "Viva la Vida" is so wonderful, and "Violet Hill" is not too shabby either, so I hope the rest of the album follows suit. I've been hearing good things...3 more days till I press download on iTunes...woohoo!! I'm not excited...not at all...*wipes drool off mouth*



If you watch Battlestar Galactica and haven't seen the Season 4 "mid-season finale", stop now and run for your life!! Away with you!! That goes for any who are calling me "dork" under their breath too. lol

This season has been ho-hum for the most part, but the "mid-season finale" was frakkin awesome!! So much happened that I'm still reeling...the President and company were rescued, the incognito Cylons were revealed to all (with fascinating consequences), and most shocking of all, the fleet found Earth! And there are still at least 10 episodes left before the series ends. I knew after we saw all the characters celebrating finding the legendary lost colony that something bad would happen.

Sure enough, Earth is practically a wasteland in their timeline, most likely the consequences of nuclear devastation. One scene showed what looked like the remains of the Brooklyn Bridge and New York. It's looking like some people made it away from Earth and founded the other 12 colonies, eventually creating the Cylon robots, who would turn on their human masters and start another detrimental war. I guess that's where the phrase "It's all happened before, and it will all happen again" comes from.

I can't wait to see how the series ends, even though the second half of the season may not begin until next January or February! Ugh... The tv season is now officially over for me. That gives any non-Battlestar fans plenty of time to catch up...hint, hint.

Admiral Bill Adama and President Laura Roslin take in the disheartening wasteland that is Earth.

Well, that's about it for now. I must now endure a weekend without my cell phone AND ipod Nano; I absent-mindedly left them behind at work today and can't retrieve them until Monday...oh, the horrors!!! Yeah...I'm a dork AND dumb lol.

Special Report: Tales from the East

Me, Kari (cousin), Ryan (cousin and groom), and Ashley (my sister)
Ryan and Heather's wedding, June 6th, 2008

My vacation is over; I returned to San Diego a little after midnight Tuesday morning. While it was hot as bloody hell in Atlanta and Florida, I did have a really good time back in the East! Here's a somewhat brief recap of my trip back to the homeland (excuuuse me, where do you think you're going? This is good stuff!! lol):

Thursday - Around 5:30 am, I made my triumphant return to Atlanta. The jaws of life had to pull me out of my seat on the airplane...not really, but I felt like I was inside a clam all 4 hours. lol After my dad dropped me off at his and my mom's house, I spent some time catching up with some relatives that were staying there too. Then, after a few hours' sleep, many of us headed off to a funeral. I felt so bad for my cousins Danny and Betty, who lost their 39-year-old son, Jason, days before. It's so much worse to see parents bury a child, no matter how old the age of the child. Danny gave such a touching, tearful eulogy. It had been a few years since I last saw Jason, but I will always remember him being so full of life and love for his family, his extraordinary musical talents (incredible pianist), and of course his fantastic sense of humor.

It was a nice to have some comedic relief at the gravesite, where a little girl took off during a prayer to steal flowers from neighboring graves. Her mother, when she opened her eyes, had to chase after her lol. They'd better watch out for ghosts wanting their flowers back!!

Another brightside was getting to see many relatives I haven't seen in a while, Danny and Betty being some of them. They are all a wonderful, loving bunch of people. It's a shame it takes such events to bring all of us back together, but that is life, I suppose.

I ended up rounding out the day with my old friend Julie and her husband, Matt, at a Cheesecake Factory in Dunwoody. Good times! And I didn't pass out in my food, so that was quite an accomplishment after a jam-packed day.

FYI: If you see a scene like this while heading to FL from Atlanta, you're going in the wrong direction.

Friday - around 6am, my dad, mom, sister, and I embarked on a 5-6 hour drive to Gainesville, FL for my cousin Ryan's wedding. It was like old times...the entire family on the road to FL in the wee hours of the morning! My dad was concerned we might not have enough time before the wedding as it was. I agree...we only had about 3-4 hours to prepare for the wedding when we arrived at the hotel.

The only bad thing about the wedding was that it was outdoors. Beautiful, humid 95-degree day. And my grandmother wanted to know where my suit jacket was! I asked her if I looked insane lol. It was a wonderful, amazing wedding, even as sweat dripped down my back and pooled above my belt. The bride and her father were carried in via horse and carriage. Very cool. Also, my cousin the groom and all the groomsmen wore black and white converse tennis shoes to symbolize the running the unwed men do before being tied down by commitment/marriage.

Heather and Ryan walk down the isle after officially tying the knot!

I hadn't seen Ryan and the rest of his family in at least 4-5 years, so I was so thrilled to have the opportunity to see them again, as well as spend time with other relatives on my dad's side of the family. He and his wife are stationed in Italy as part of their tour of duty with the air force. My sister and I may visit them next Spring, I hope! If not, who knows when I might next see any of them?

My grandmother and Tyler (her great-grandson) at the wedding...I love this picture

Saturday - my family and I returned to Atlanta by late afternoon. My parents treated me to a nice dinner out at a really cool new restaurant out in the middle of almost-nowhere, and I treated them to a movie outing to see Iron Man. Now, THAT is a blockbuster superhero movie...and maybe it was something I ate, but Robert Downey Jr. was damn sexy in the movie. I think I had to fan myself a few times...not really, but almost. We then spent further quality time watching a few episodes of Law and Order.

Sunday - finally, a nice, quiet, relaxing day...AT LAST, I was able to try out my parents sweet new pool (they put it in over the winter). It was so hot outside, the water temp was 86 degrees lol. We had a blast. My mom even challenged me to a race across the pool, breast-stroke, followed by free-style. I won, even after pretending to have a cramp in my leg! lol

That night, I did go out to meet up with an old Michigan friend/date, who recently moved to Atlanta. He took me around Midtown, visiting a few very cool bars. Fun times! And we even got to see the Celtics giving the Lakers a whoopin on tv. Woohoo!!

Monday - I always intended to not even leave my parents' house until before my flight that night, so I just hung around with my parents' black lab, Casey. I sat out by the pool, reading, did some more swimming and "tanning" (that means burning for us fair-skinned people). I felt bad for not being able to see more of my friends, but I really, really, really, really did not want to leave the house lol. I needed the cleansing the chlorine gave me. I know...I'm selfish, possessed by the tiny-hearted Grinch.

My parents and grandmother took me out to eat before I went to the airport. Delicious meal. It's always hard to say goodbye, especially to my grandmother, who along with my grandfather, I can't stand to see get old. Same with my parents, though, they seem to be retaining their youth well!

My flight looked to go without incident, until we were all herded onto the plane and forced to sit for an hour before take-off. This without proper a/c..just circulation of hot, sticky air from outside. Blech. We had to wait for our flight attendants...and other passengers to arrive in Atlanta. Something tells me if the flight attendants hadn't been delayed, those poor connecting passengers would've been left high and dry lol. By the time they all arrived, a thunderstorm loomed. It was kinda thrilling to take off with lightning striking way too close by for me. But I had told my parents earlier that I was disappointed in not seeing any storms while visiting...a genie must've been listening in.

So, now I'm back in sunny, cooler San Diego and reunited with my little girl, who I missed so much!

End of a looooooong entry. If you stayed with this till the end, give yourself a pat on the back...you deserve a nice bottle of wine (at your own expense, of course!! lol).

Vacation cometh and Obama has a new favorite number

Mr. Wells goes to Atlanta:

Tomorrow night, I will be headed back to the Mothership aka Atlanta, GA. I just love them good ol' red-eye flights (said like a true Southerner)! 10:30 pm PST departure time, 5:30 am EST arrival time. But as any Georgian will tell you, time is of no concern at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport...so, who knows when I might get into town?

I will be in town from early Thursday morning until late Monday night. To say that my trip is jam-packed is an under-statement. During that brief span of time, I will be attending a funeral, entertaining many of my mom's relatives at my parents' house, taking a family road trip to Florida (16 hours round-trip), attending a wedding/reception with many of my dad's relatives, hanging with old friends, and maybe sleeping and eating too! Whew!! It's the American way to not relax while on vacation, after all! You can bet I will have many pictures and tales to share... For those of my friends who I won't get to see, I will definitely see you at Christmas!


Politics:


So, Obama now has enough delegates to pretty much call this thing a done deal. While he's not the candidate I would like to have as the Democratic nominee, it could be worse. Even though Hillary hasn't conceded yet, I am sure she will soon. It will be interesting to see if she is invited to be Obama's VP; he may have little choice. But at the same time, Hillary might not want to stay up all night waiting for a phone call. Especially if George W Bush starts drunk-dialing her to poke fun at her. "Hey Hills, guess what?? I was in the white man's house as preseedent for um...one, two, three, four, five....(long pause)....six, seven, EIGHT YEARS...and you ZERO...tee hee hee!! oh, and is your referidgeratiator running?" *click*

Meanwhile, Obama and his friends might be overheard singing "Ding dong, the bitch is dead" into the wee hours of the morning. Sigh...

Odd News: Woman finally comes out of the closet!

Most days, I read the Odd News on Yahoo.com, which usually provides for some nice entertainment; true stories from around the world about some of the crazy things people do or discover. I felt compelled to share one of the articles from today about a Japanese man who found out a woman was living in his closet. I hope he threw her a "coming out" party! Here's the article:

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man who was mystified when food kept disappearing from his kitchen, set up a hidden camera and found an unknown woman living secretly in his closet, Japanese media said Friday.

The 57-year-old unemployed man of Fukuoka in southern Japan called police Wednesday when the camera sent pictures to his mobile phone of an intruder in his home while he was out on Wednesday, the Asahi newspaper said on its Website.

Officers rushed to the house and found a 58-year-old unemployed woman hiding in an unused closet, where she had secreted a mattress and plastic drink bottles, the Asahi said. Police suspect she may have been there for several months, the paper said.

"I didn't have anywhere to live," the Nikkan Sports tabloid quoted the woman as telling police.

Local police confirmed that they had arrested a woman for trespassing, but would not comment further on the case.

Click here for the source of the article.

Week in Review: Lost, Sports, and Politics

Entertainment:

It's June!! And that means that the main television season is now officially over. We are all now free to go find something else to do on week nights. But before that happens, I have to shed my feelings on the spectacular Lost season finale.

First of all, the new format that was in place this season and will be in place for the last 2 seasons works very well. 16 episodes per season (well, the infamous Strike shortened this season to 14), starting in February, ending in May. No breaks (minus Strikes) during the run of the episodes, and then one huuuge 8-month break, during which some may jump off a bridge (kidding...I hope!). Seasons 2 and 3 had too many "filler" episodes, but this past season proved that a shorter season given to us all at once provides much better entertainment; this season was the best since the first, hands-down.

So, with the finale behind us, lots of surprises for me. Penny and Desmond were reunited...totally wasn't expecting that to happen so soon, but what a great reunion!! That can only mean that something bad is coming for them later on (as in Ben following through with his threat to kill Penny..nooo...bad Ben, baaad!).

Walt discovered puberty while away from the Island, and I think the writers handled this by having the future/present Oceanic 6 be 2-3 years in the future from the Island scenes, which are still occurring in 2004. It's hard sometimes to keep up with the timeline. I have to keep telling my parents that only 4-5 months have passed on the Island, so it's still 2004! But the future timeline we've seen is anywhere between 2004 and 2008. Anyone else need an Advil?

Walt's daddio, Michael, saved the day for some of the people on the freighter (and the soon-to-be Oceanic 6), but he went the way of a suicide bomber's Hello Kitty backpack. Poor guy...he never got to say goodbye to his little, tall boy. :-(

Jin and Sun were ripped apart...very excruciating to watch Sun scream for her hubbie, though I think the baby inside her was screaming for her to shut the hell up. I don't think Jin is dead...no way. Jin and Sun will be reunited in the end..mark my words. They are the Island love story, not Jack and Kate or Kate and Sawyer.

And the Island pulled an Osama bin Laden...*poof*, thanks to Ben...and the mysterious Jacob. Where are all the Islanders now? What "very bad things" will happen to them between the time the Oceanic 6 were rescued and the time John Locke aka Jeremy P-something supposedly died??

And most importantly, what happened to Vincent the dog? I guess we'll have to wait until February 2009 to find out.


Sports:

In Sports, the Pistons pist-off their fans, once again. Now we have the Lakers vs. the Celtics in the Finals. *YAWN* I would like to see Kobe Bryant lose, though. Detroit does have hope in the Red Wings, though. They are 1 game from taking the Stanley Cup!!



I'm also delighted that my man, Roger Federer, is still going strong in the French Open, heading into the 4th round!! Unfortunately, Nadal is still in the race too. Here's hoping he pulls a muscle while flexing for the crowd. Yeah, I'm mean.


Politics:

Hillary is like the Energizer Bunny, much to some Democrats' dismay. I myself am a Hillary supporter, and if she thinks she can win somehow, I am all for it. Even with today's big win in Puerto Rico, she still is behind, and Obama is almost at the "magic number". It's been an interesting spectacle the last few weeks, which is thrilling the media to no end. For the first time since "chad" became a household name, many Americans are tuning in to what's going on in politics; this year has really highlighted what a convoluted process we have in electing presidential nominees. That makes the Primary Election this year's most exciting reality show. What will happen next? Will Obama and Hillary soon start sneaking up on each other with cream pies in hand? Wait and see...


End of post. Go find some Visine...

Science Fairs Gone Bad

I was sent an e-mail entitled "Science Fairs Gone Bad" and proceeded to forward it on to those in my address book (who I felt wouldn't be offended by the content). Now, I've decided to post the pictures from that e-mail here because I found it to be so friggin hilarious! Basically, someone was very bored and had some great fun with photoshopping. Enjoy..