Man Sets Self on Fire in Courtroom - This dude must be a fellow Aries since he has such a fiery personality (how's THAT for cheesy?!?!)
Man Beats Jellyfish, Vomiting in Swim - I found Nemo...he pulled a Little Mermaid and really wants to be a fish again.
Ocean View - as soon as the poison works - Another person who is really drawn to the sea.
Chained Artist Forced to Hop It - This is why not to chain your legs together in the desert.
Mouse Sets House Ablaze - So what if a house burned down...it's still funny how it happened.
From Comedy Central's Joke of the Day:
Redneck Bubblebath
Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath?
A: He farts in a puddle.
Crass, I know..but still funny, right?
2 comments:
Not that you specifically had a fire-theme going, but this still seemed relevant: Man's static jacket sparks alert. Def. my favorite story of 2005.
-- Jim
Thanks for the article...you made my night. I laughed so friggin hard! I'm gonna put the link in another post...feel free to share more if ya like!
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